Dining Haikus (ft. a rant by Will Steinberger)

I wake early at noon

Run downstairs for breakfast

Damn I live in Ware

I ran off with hopes,

Broken, today, I return.

Today, Real Le Anh's.

Lo! My trinity-

George Foreman Grill, Microwave,

Rice Cooker-Amen!

Blended with a purpose lost,

Mango-a-go-go return!

Hershey needs a boost.

Saturday at ten,

No dining halls, no food carts.

Sigh, Wawa hoagie.

A Rant By Will Steinberger

Fat. Fat. Fat. I wish

That I were fatter.

I like food, comfort,

Comfort food.

Not a foodie. No.

No.

No.

No.

I am not that.

I am an eater, like a

Meat-Eater. We need,

More of me.

Food Completes Me.

I need you burrito.

Burrito, I wish you needed me.

As I need you-

Burrito.