Disgruntlement with FroGro, in Haiku Form

What the eff, FroGro?

You just sell small muffin tins,

And just standard cups.

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Prunes: Food Haiku #7

prunes: purple bursts of
sweetness, sublime juiciness
--yet so regular.

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food of spring: Food Haiku #6

spring's arrival means
i can say at last, farewell,
root vegetables

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Friend of the Devil - Food Haiku #5

if circles never end,

can my bundt cake continue
until forever?

A cake I made with my friend Yuuki, using the Devil's Food Cockaigne recipe from Joy of Cooking and a modified version of this spicy glaze from the blog Authentic Deliciousness

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WATER

Wonderfully wet
Agriculturally apropos
Teleologically trivial
Ecumenically essential
Really rad

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Ode to Water

So fresh, so clean.
The source of life –
You cannot know what I mean
Until you are overcome with the strife

Of dehydration
And crave that liquid refresher,
That luscious libation.
It makes me smile like the cat of Cheshire

Unmatched is its versatility;
Drink it cold, drink it warm.
With a straw you have more ability
To imbibe its fluid form.

The most prized of all possession;
Without it, what would I do?
Fall into a great depression,
Oh, that day I would rue.

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My Favorite Time of Year (Food Haiku #4)

mini egg season
time for choco-ova to
slide over my tongue







(Picture from Candyblog)

dedicated to my best friends from the 'ford.

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Food Haiku #3

shrinkwrapped potato
"may whistle in microwave"
not so fresh, fro gro

MSG

*image from http://progressiverecipes.com/_images/_products/MicroBaker.gif

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A Chili of Happenstance - Food Haiku #2

tomatoes, beans, yams -
yes yes! i call this chili:
serendipitous







I made a recipe for Pinto Bean Sweet Potato Chili the other night from epicurious. Yes, I lied in my haiku about the sweet potatoes being yams...

ERM

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Food Haiku #1

dark chocolate: the best
envelope for what would have
been naked raisins.





This is the first in a weekly series of food haiku. Feel free to post your own!

ERM

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